The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 16, 2020
Person: Sir, there are lots of people on the internet. You have to find a user name that isn't taken. Granddad: Try your name with a number after it. Granddad: Okay, thanks for your help. Let's see....R-O-B-E-R-T-F-R-E-E-M-A-N-1. Taken? Okay. Then R-O-B-E-R-T-F-R-E-E-M-A-N-2. That's taken, too! All right....R-O-B-E-R-T-F-R-E-E-M-A-N 22,341, taken?! Several hours later.