The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 14, 2019
Transcript:
Riley: Granddad, will you take us to see an r-rated movie about flesh-eating zombies? Granddad: No. Go away. Riley: Please, granddad. It's just zombies. I'm old enough to handle it. Granddad: It's too violent. Beat it. Riley: Fine. You win. I'll settle for the Jesus movie. Granddad: Here's twenty bucks. Go see it twice.
The Jesus movie might have zombies in it if it includes Matthew 27.
Or if it’s Fist of Jesus (2012). (I was going to post a link, but…yeah, no. Don’t watch that unless you like gore. Or pizza sauce.)