The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 14, 2019
Riley: Granddad, will you take us to see an r-rated movie about flesh-eating zombies? Granddad: No. Go away. Riley: Please, granddad. It's just zombies. I'm old enough to handle it. Granddad: It's too violent. Beat it. Riley: Fine. You win. I'll settle for the Jesus movie. Granddad: Here's twenty bucks. Go see it twice.