The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 29, 2007

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Editor's Note: Due to the nationwide mayhem and havoc caused by "The Boondocks" - which includes, but is not limited to, rioting in Yazoo City, Mississippi - we are once and for all replacing it with the Lucasfilm offering "Wacky fun with Jar Jar Binks." We mean it this time. "The Boondocks" is gone for good. Jar Jar: Good morning, brothers and sisters. I am the Gungan formerly known as Jar Jar Binks. Welcome to a new and very different "Wacky fun with Jar Jar Binks." I ain't shufflin' no more. It's revolution time!! Oh yeah! Back when I was blind, deaf and dumb, I used to speak ignorantly for the man, act like a buffoon for the man and degrade myself and my people for the man. Why I remember when George Lucas made me and Ahmed best shine the shoes of the entire cast and crew of the "The phantom menace." Well, those days are long gone, brothers and sisters!! I've been reading "the autobiography of Malcolm X,""the wretched of the earth" bu Frantz Fanon, and that new comic strip "The Boondock," and I've gained a true knowledge of self. From now on I shall be called Jarbari Jarbari Binko!! Come back next week, kids, when I'll be discussing the forced redistribution of George Lucas' wealth and the joys of socialism. Stay strong, brothers and sisters. All power to the people! ... Um, this may not have been the best idea. - Editor