The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 23, 2005
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January 24, 2005
Transcript:
Caesar: I have some bad news, Jazmine. Cookie monster just entered a rehab clinic for an eating disorder. Jazmine: What?! Huey: Makes sense if you think about it. He never really eats the cookies. He stuffs them in his mouth, then he spits them back out. Jazmine: Were di you hear about this? Huey: The foreign press. They tell you things that American news won't report on. Things that matter to you! Jazmine: Really... Huey: Wow...looks like a Care Bear mauled a little girl in the Czech Republic. Jazmine: No!
It like playing keep away from the girl he likes, but it doesn’t involve smiling.