The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 22, 2002
Huey: Grunting, barking rappers on MTV, a virtual "Aunt Jemima" on BET, buffoons on UPN...I think I now officially hate everything... I'm sick of women singing about broke men, sick of men singing about loose women, sick of award shows, sick of name-brand clothes...from this moment forth I stand as the antithesis of black popular culture!! I am the anti-cool!! I hereby declare myself... ...A nerd!! Riley: Word?! You? A nerd?! Speaking of shockers, I just found out Wesley Snipes is black! Really! So is Isaac Hayes! And Ray Charles still can't see!! Can you believe it?! Wow...Huey is a nerd...who woulda thought... Huey: (sigh) Far be it from me to begrudge someone the occasional sarcastic remark... Riley: Hey, I heard that Bill Clinton really loves the ladies... Huey: Oh, don't press your luck!!