The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 11, 1999
Teacher: Children, let's welcome our new student, Riley Freeman, to the class. Riley: Escobar. Teacher: Excuse me, Mr. Freeman? Riley: My new name is Riley Escobar. You better recognize! Teacher: Mr. Freeman, I'm losing my patience - Riley: Say Freeman one more time! I dare you! I double dare you!! Say it one more #>%@ time!! Teacher: How does Mr. Freeman feel about a week's detention? Riley: OK, see - now Esco is gonna hafta put that smack down.