The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 04, 1999
Riley: S'Up. Voice over the phone: May I speak to your grandfather, please? Riley: No. You can't, and I thought I told you not to call here no more stupid #*$%!. What, do you like verbal abuse? Voice over the phone: Riley, this is your great-Uncle Fred. Riley: Uh...Gee, Uncle Fred, is there any way we could keep this between us? Uncle Fred: Ha-Haa!! Not a chance, tough guy. Now where's your grandfather?