A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
I’m damned if I know how the hell he can!
Dixon Lanier Merritt
I thought it was Ogden Nash until I looked it up, but funny anyway.
A wonderful bird is the pelican, His mouth can hold more than his belly can, He can hold in his beak, Enough food for a week. I’m damned if I know how the hell he can!
Dixon Lanier Merritt
I thought it was Ogden Nash until I looked it up, but funny anyway.