Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 01, 2023

How low can you go?

That’s better than booze.

“Odor-Eaters”? That is sole-deflating.

Odor-Eaters will do a whole lot better than Bud Light right now. A strange world we live in right now

Interesting choice given that Opus, Bill, and Hodge-Podge don’t wear shoes.

As a promotion stunt, they have to eat odor on stage…

BudLite wishes they went with Bill these days

Could be worse. Could be sponsored by a hemorrhoid treatment…

So now they’re expected to play Sole music?

Preparation H.

Well, nowadays Bud Light would be lower than Dr Scholls.

Ya gotta start somewhere.

But they are only allowed to play “sole” music.

Does the tour start & end in Poughkeepsie?

I remember having a Bill and the Boingers T-Shirt with its tour date on it.

Dr. Scholl’s and Odor-Eaters are two competing brands.

2023.

Given certain recent controversies, Dr. Scholl’s is the more reputable option for advertising.

Panel two is the only time I’ve seen Steve with a genuine look of happiness on his face

When your band stinks, they come in handy

Trying to stay in step with the times.

How insole-ting

Hey, hey! First tour for The Boingers is ON!

What can one say, except THPPT! Go, Boingers! Nothing wrong with sponsorship by Odor-Eaters….