Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 22, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They think he’s a small human, LOL Chest hair, not chest feathers. This comic so often cracked me up.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Oh the pain in panel three. Poor Opus.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Send it back to Ahnold for a refund.

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    Rasslebear  over 1 year ago

    That’s OK, it ripped out Arnold’s chest hair, too…if he had any to begin with.

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    In my younger days I was using a drill on an exhaust header. The drill bit broke and then the drill spun out of control and hit me in the chest, entangling my shirt…..I really thought the drill bit had gone into me, and in my panic I thought I hit the reverse switch in order to get the drill bit out of my chest. I was wrong….when I hit the switch again the drill went further into my chest and was extremely painful. Long story short….I had only managed to rip a large circle of hair out of my chest. I know how Opus must feel.

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    J. Shlabotnik  over 1 year ago

    Do penguins have chest hair?

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    Twocat  over 1 year ago

    headline should have said “local resident plucked”

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    dtdbiz  over 1 year ago

    I’m thinking Steve Carell in “40 Year Old Virgin.”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 1 year ago

    I want that house!

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “A ‘Schwarzenegger Chest Expander’, tangled up with a large amount of Water-Fowl Fuzz, was found at the scene; however, after an extensive phone conversation with company legal representatives, it has been determined that the product was not involved in the incident…”

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t touch one of those with a 10 foot pole

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    VickiP123  over 1 year ago

    when did penguins start growing chest hair?

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    csmm7  over 1 year ago

    so penguins have chest hair?

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    thegrandgizmo  over 1 year ago

    And here I thought penguins, being birds, had chest feathers.

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    ron  over 1 year ago

    On Opus, wouldn’t that be chest feathers??

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Every guy who grew up in the 80s can relate with this.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  over 1 year ago

    I was going to correct the headline to say chest feathers ripped out. But the reporter identifies the victim as a “small man”?

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    OMG, Poor Opus; I’m sorry darling Opus, I have to laugh — LOLOL

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    phoenixnyc  over 1 year ago

    As the saying goes – “no pecs, no sex”!

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    ratherb44 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Birds have chest hair?

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    DanielClémenson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Strange! Chest hair! What happened to the feathers? :-)

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I feel your pain, “Small Man” Opus.

    Has either your chest size or your sex appeal increased, to make all this pain worthwhile?


    What a loser, Penguin-Wuss!

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