Just apply some orange spray tan and a comb-over …
To spray him, or to beat him?
Bill kinda looks like Hunter S Thompson standing there.
He looks better than the present day Letterman.
What kind of hose? Garden or Fire….I would go with Fire!
Looks like Bill fell off the wagon. And got dragged for a mile or two.
ACK! Cleaning up Bill the Cat is gonna take a lot of scrubbing and a firehose rinse! Not sure the rehabbing old kitty can take it….