My phone directory is now a phone leaflet.
When on-line directories came into existence, I thought they’d be updated instantly. Now they’re not only totally useless because they carry multiple old numbers, but there’s often a charge to use them.
What’s a phone book? Phones write books now?
This, with a slight adjustment to make it applicable, is my new voicemail greeting.
Oh look! An old fashioned robocall!
Roosevelt and Ted Cruz?
What phone book. Have not been given one in years.
Remember this the next time you hear, “Your call is important to us…”…
I last got a new, very diminished Yellow Pages last year. There hasn’t been a White Pages book since, I think, the last century. We’re talking Chicagoland here….
Back when Ma Bell ruled the universe.