Steve’s word as a gentleman… um… I think we’re all thinking the same thing here.
Hmm, needs some barbeque sauce.
Steve and all trial lawyers!
I hope he had some fava beans and a nice chianti to go with them.
Hey, Doc! Ever eaten rattlesnake? I have, at the Rattlesnake Roundup in Walnut Springs, Texas. I asked what it tasted like and sure enough the cook said “Tastes like chicken”. Well, I thought it tasted more like sardines than any chicken I ever tasted, fried, baked, bar-b-qued or burnt. It probably tastes better than Lawyer though. XD
There’s a joke about taste: the creator was making up and assigning tastes near the end of his labors, and after all the veggies, then beef, fish, pork, and chicken, he stopped for a moment, looked at all the other fauna tastes he needed to come up with, shrugged his shoulders, threw up his hands and said, everything else tastes like chicken, and so it was.
Actually, the person who coined that phrase was Christopher Columbus, when he wrote in his report to the Queen that the natives had served him a large snake for dinner and “the flesh is white and tastes like chicken.”
Yes, “Fried Green Tomatoes”! Cooked him right up.
That’s one way to reduce the # of trial lawyers in the U.S.
I think if you marinated him overnight and then barbecued him he’d probably taste okay. I’m not quite sure which wine to serve though. Maybe a darker wine with a fruity taste.
He’s just,.. well, really…really innocent,
ROFL great opening argument.