Hey, Doc! Ever eaten rattlesnake? I have, at the Rattlesnake Roundup in Walnut Springs, Texas. I asked what it tasted like and sure enough the cook said “Tastes like chicken”. Well, I thought it tasted more like sardines than any chicken I ever tasted, fried, baked, bar-b-qued or burnt. It probably tastes better than Lawyer though. XD
There’s a joke about taste: the creator was making up and assigning tastes near the end of his labors, and after all the veggies, then beef, fish, pork, and chicken, he stopped for a moment, looked at all the other fauna tastes he needed to come up with, shrugged his shoulders, threw up his hands and said, everything else tastes like chicken, and so it was.
Actually, the person who coined that phrase was Christopher Columbus, when he wrote in his report to the Queen that the natives had served him a large snake for dinner and “the flesh is white and tastes like chicken.”
I think if you marinated him overnight and then barbecued him he’d probably taste okay. I’m not quite sure which wine to serve though. Maybe a darker wine with a fruity taste.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Steve’s word as a gentleman… um… I think we’re all thinking the same thing here.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Hmm, needs some barbeque sauce.
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Steve and all trial lawyers!
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
I hope he had some fava beans and a nice chianti to go with them.
Radical-Knight almost 15 years ago
Hey, Doc! Ever eaten rattlesnake? I have, at the Rattlesnake Roundup in Walnut Springs, Texas. I asked what it tasted like and sure enough the cook said “Tastes like chicken”. Well, I thought it tasted more like sardines than any chicken I ever tasted, fried, baked, bar-b-qued or burnt. It probably tastes better than Lawyer though. XD
mark.berte almost 15 years ago
There’s a joke about taste: the creator was making up and assigning tastes near the end of his labors, and after all the veggies, then beef, fish, pork, and chicken, he stopped for a moment, looked at all the other fauna tastes he needed to come up with, shrugged his shoulders, threw up his hands and said, everything else tastes like chicken, and so it was.
orionsdaughter almost 15 years ago
Actually, the person who coined that phrase was Christopher Columbus, when he wrote in his report to the Queen that the natives had served him a large snake for dinner and “the flesh is white and tastes like chicken.”
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
Yes, “Fried Green Tomatoes”! Cooked him right up.
mourdac Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That’s one way to reduce the # of trial lawyers in the U.S.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
I think if you marinated him overnight and then barbecued him he’d probably taste okay. I’m not quite sure which wine to serve though. Maybe a darker wine with a fruity taste.
Hoot11 about 13 years ago
He’s just,.. well, really…really innocent,
ROFL great opening argument.