What Will Millenials Desecrate Next? Not Poetry!by Charlie Upchurch
Twitter user Sperry Garcia (@BostonJerry) has made a long-running (like, since-2016 long-running) joke out of the media's obsession with covering which industries millenials are ferociously ripping limb from limb. Sperry Garcia has used the poetic form of a quatrain to mock alarmist headlines about what industry is dying each week. You'll remember the quatrain from ninth grade English (Roses are red/ Violets are blue ...), and the first poem you wrote for your high school love that they inevitably crumpled up and threw in the trash.
Here are a few of our favorites:
And, in honor of the latest casuality in the Great Millenial War, Colonel Mayo III, we present Shen Comix's take: