When a man’s partner is killed he’s supposed to do something about it. It doesn’t make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you’re supposed to do something about it.Yup, she’s gonna kill him!
“God, but it was fun! It was the way I liked it. No arguing, no talking to the stupid peasants. I just walked into that room with a tommy gun and shot their guts out. They never thought that there were people like me in this country. They figured us all to be soft as horse manure and just as stupid.” — One Lonely Night
BE THIS GUY 6 months ago
Mom prefers Dashiell Hammett
juicebruce 6 months ago
Well Mom next time you may do the reading ;-) Love the hat and trench coat look .
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
Bedtime at Max Collin’s house.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
When a man’s partner is killed he’s supposed to do something about it. It doesn’t make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you’re supposed to do something about it.Yup, she’s gonna kill him!
jagedlo 6 months ago
Not quite the detective that Marlowe is, are you, Dad?
potfarmer 6 months ago
Yes, she’s going to remind you to take your hat off indoors.
loridobson Premium Member 6 months ago
Is this the same dad from Feb 3? He really wants out of this marriage doesn’t he?
JakeJakoubek 6 months ago
Never read with your back to the door.
uniquename 6 months ago
If Marlowe is there, can Scrooge be far behind? Oliver good Twist to a story.
Sorry, Frank and Earnest had a Dickens joke and I can’t get off it.
prrdh 6 months ago
I never thought of using The Big Sleep this way, but it makes a kind of sense.
KEA 6 months ago
this is why I wasn’t allowed to read bedtime stories to my son (i kinda gravitated toward H P Lovecraft)
William Robbins Premium Member 6 months ago
More my speed than Ulysses, if i’m honest…
MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago
At least it wasn’t Spilane.
“God, but it was fun! It was the way I liked it. No arguing, no talking to the stupid peasants. I just walked into that room with a tommy gun and shot their guts out. They never thought that there were people like me in this country. They figured us all to be soft as horse manure and just as stupid.” — One Lonely Night
WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago
Switch to something more tame for the young one. How about Where the Wild Things Are?
Lightpainter Premium Member 6 months ago
This is the kind of bedtime story Calvin would like!
raybarb44 6 months ago
Busted……,.,
schaefer jim 6 months ago
A funny toon never the less!
Terri079 Premium Member 6 months ago
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 6 months ago
Mommy is such a downer.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 6 months ago
Really funny.
Decius Premium Member 6 months ago
Did he buy her the clown doll? That’s more sus than the story
dawgznkatz 6 months ago
Dad needs to stick to the Hardy Boys.
spaced man spliff Premium Member 6 months ago
Didja take a peek outta the High Window?
gopher gofer 6 months ago
♪ but she just wants to lay in bed all night reading raymond chandler…
Super Fly 6 months ago
Would you prefer a black widow or a tarantula on your angel food cake, sweetie?
Ken in Ohio 6 months ago
Brevity appears to be on the same page today.