Hope you hoarded up on kibble.
A good chew toy is helpful !
That’s a little too honest.
all that “unconditional” love one hears about is really just psychological manipulation guaranteeing food, shelter and free medical care
While I admit that dogs are VERY food-motivated, anyone who thinks that dogs ONLY see their owners as “food-servers” do not deserve a dog.
This is a little unfair to dogs. They do likes their foods, but to be a “social animal” requires more.