That’s because you came on the weekend. Next time, come when it’s less busy.
Of course not, you doof—it’s a planet.
It doesn’t even warrant a half-star.
Well it’s not Venus, that’s for sure.
With Trump in charge, Earth’s “yelp rating” just went negative!
The Predators find it a good place to hunt. Lots of targets lots of prey.
Nope. We just whirl around one.
Yelp allows restaurants to pay for good reviews. We couldn’t afford it.
You never go to the same Earth every time.