As Sinbad (the comic, not the sailor) once said, “A woman can describe a man.” If it were a man describing a woman, he’d focus on her…curves.
I think what really makes this funny is that she looks like an Alex Borstein character.
That’s a long description, madam!
When the author of “50 Shades of Gray” is a victim.
She’s been reading too many bodice-rippers….
Just a glimpse she says? O……kay….!
He looka lika man
Three thoughts come to mind (and a lol!) …
1). What did he do? (WHY was he “uttering hair raising blasphemies with conscious charm”?)
2). Did she get his number? :P
3). There’s a character from “Little Britain” who could use this witness’s help … the Little Britain TV Show character is a ‘lady’ who witnessed a bank robbery (then later, has to review a lineup) … when questioned by the police, her main description of the bank robber(s), and the getaway driver are always consistent … “he’s gor-geous!” (followed by a series of grunts and ‘physical gestured’ innuendo’s about how appreciative she is of his ‘conscious charms’.) lol! If they (Harry Bliss’s character and the other lady) were to team up, no criminal would go uncaught. :P