Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 28, 2021

Transcript:

Man: Hello, child. I'm very excited. Can you tell? Pete: Not really, Carny Carl, no. Man: today is going to be a new beginning for me. I've been unhappy with myself and my appearance for far too long. Pete: So... you're gonna start working out? Eating better? Man: No. I'm getting a lifesized, photo-realistic tattoo of Brad Pitt over my face and body. Pete: Yes. Well, no pain, no gain.