Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 05, 2021
Man: So, you'd like to donate some money to the prevention of clowns? Wink: I think so! I've heard you're making amazing strides here at the center. Man: Oh my, yes. Our scientists have isolated the red nose and baggy pants genes. Both can now be reversed "in utero". WinK: And the wacky hair gene. Man: Terribly elusive. We think it's hiding behind some chromosomes.