Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 11, 2021
Dusty: Katie Couric? It's Dusty Poodle. I'm calling on behalf of my friend, Wink. Would you reconsider leaving the "Today" show if I kicked in a little extra pay. Yeah? Why? How much are they paying you? Then the entire bagel shot outta my nose. Pete: Well, you can't argue with nose bagels.