Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 23, 2021
Pete: Are you going to Dusty's time trials today, Hairy Mary? Hairy Mary: Hmm. I don't think so. Pete: What? How can you miss it? It's the Big Top car! It'll be great! Hairy Mary: I just don't have that...whatever makes people like NASCAR. I think it's in your jeans. Pete: You mean genes? Hairy Mary: No...jeans. Specifically K-Mart jeans. Wink: No, no! This ain't your Grandpappy's NASCAR!