Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 24, 2020
Dusty: All right. I wrote a new ad jingle, ready? Pete: I hope so. Dusty: "Our Big Top! Our Big Top! It's spectacle-riffic! Our Big Top! Our Big Top! It's got lions and bears! Our Big Top! Our Big Top! It's a very unique circus where the animals are treated well and want to be here, and they're free to go, and they can talk, too, for cryin' out loud..." Pete: That one sort of falls apart at the end. Dusty: Yeah? You try writing a jingle with PETA breathin' down your neck.