Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 17, 2020
Pete: Hey, Dusty. How's it going being Britney's nanny? Dusty: Well, it's a tough job. Right now, I'm wearning the kid off of red bull and cheetos. I had to go shopping. They didn't even have baby wipes. Pete: What were they using before? Dusty: Gold records. She's got like a bajillion.