Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 10, 2020
April 09, 2020
April 11, 2020
Transcript:
Al: Wink? How'd you like to make a little extra cash? Wink: I'm not going to sell Amway, Mr. Poodle. Al: Well, there's your problem! It's not "selling"! It's "making available"! Wink: Please. Stop. Al: The products we provide are better than any stuff you'll find in the... Wink: Seriously. I've warned you. Dusty: No. It's cool. I'm sure it was justified. Wink: I made him a little coctail straw air hose.
A couple friends of mine once tried to get me into selling Amway. They did the song and dance about how I’d make all kinds of money in my free time and how the products would sell themselves, but they didn’t mention Amway until I asked them directly, they wisely shut up when I told them I had no interest in selling Amway.