Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 17, 2020
Pete: So. You sold your talent on E-bay? Dusty: I did. For 325 grand. Pete: Oh, good Lord. Who would buy your stupid talent? Dusty: Well, it was a tough bidding war. It looked like "Whoopi.girl" had it...then "Keanudude" came on strong near the end... But then "Courtneyhole" just clobbered 'em both at the last second.