Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 15, 2020
Wink: Dusty, I heard you're selling your talent on E-bay. Dusty: Yep. I'm gonna make a killing. Wink: What are you gonna send them? An empty box? Dusty: No. They get my trusty performance collar, with a certificate of authenticity. Wink: Are you at least gonna wash it first? Dusty: No way, man. That's talent juice.