Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 16, 2019
Pete: What the...? What's with this hole in my couch? Dusty: Oh, that's from Zippy. My assistant. He's a gopher, you know. So he burrows. It's what he does. Pete: Well, go in there and get him out! I don't want him burrowing in my couch! Dusty: Fine. Holy cow! It's like the freakin' Ritz in here! Pete: Out! I want him out!