Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 22, 2019
EPA Inspector: Hello. Name's Harris. I'm with the Environmental Protection Agency. We've been getting complaints about your circus. Manfred: Really? It's the cotton candy machine, isn't it. I knew we needed a new exhaust filter... Inspector: No, no. That's not the problem. Manfred: Oh...so what is it? Inspector: You guys stink. Manfred: Well, excuse me!! We've been practicing!