Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 24, 2019
Kingston: Wink. Tiny Reginald wanted me to have a word with you. Wink: About what? Kingston: You've offended him. You referred to him as a "little person" when, in fact, he is a "tiny person." Wink: Oh, come on. At least I tried to say the right thing! How was I supposed to know? Tell him not to get his little panties in a bunch. Tiny Reginald: Tiny panties!