Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 14, 2018
Pete: This whole dog racing thing just seems like a bad idea. Dusty: It doesn't look so hard. Pete: Dusty. Look at those dogs. Look at how tall and skinny they are. Dusty: So? Pete: So? They've got long lean sprinter legs. Your legs look like... like... like furry little cocktail weiners. Dusty: But I have the will, man! The will!