Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 12, 2018
Transcript:
Pete: Want some water? Dusty: No. I don't drink tap water anymore. Pete:; You only drink bottled water? Dusty: Yeah. Tap water tastes funny. Dusty: I drink Evian...Dasani...Ice Mountain....Pete: Toilet? Dusty: It's not a toilet! It's a water refreshalizer system!
I leave the seat up on my toilets because, from time to time, i forget to clean and refill Sweethearts water bowl. She shouldn’t suffer when i’m being a dumb-ass.