Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 16, 2018
Transcript:
Kingston: So. You need jungle pointers to help you on "Survivor". Dusty: Yeah. Kingston: Well...if it's slimy, don't eat it, touch it or sit on it...if it's got really bright colors, it's best to stay away. And if it bites you, scream like a girl. Dusty: Gotcha. Squeal like a ninny.
I don’t know why anyone hasn’t mentioned this yet, but in spite of the fact that lions are called the kings of the jungle, they actually live on the savana or grass lands, Kingston probably knows less about survival in the jungle than Dusty does.