Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 17, 2006
Pete: What's all this? Wink: Oprah's excess mail. Dusty offered to answer it for her. Pete: And she's letting him?! Wink: Honestly, he's got a flair for it. Watch. Dusty: Dear Oprah: We need to redecorate our hovel on limited funds. What do you suggest? Hmmmm... Five gallons of gasoline, a lighter, and a killer insurance policy! Next! Pete: Wow. He is good. Wink: Told ya.