Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 04, 2004
Pete: What happened? Wink: Nothing! The fuse must've gone out. Pete: So go light it again. Wink: You go light it. What if it's just a slow fuse? Pete: Yeah... good point. Wink: Rock, paper, scissors? Pete: Okay, sure. One two three! I'm paper. What's that? Wink: Rain. It makes paper soggy. Pete: What? It's rock, paper or scissors. There is no "rain." Wink: There is in the British version! Pete: Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's why we fought for independence! Wink: Oh, yeah? Well, secede this! Manfred: God bless America. Dusty: I'm getting misty over here.