Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 08, 2004
Kingston: Hi. Do you carry Toughskins? Salesman: No. We do not sell "Toughskins." Kingston: Well, maybe you can recommend something. See my friend here is an active kid. He plays outside a lot. Well, he wears the knees out of his jeans really fast. You know how it is. He's always running, jumping, climbing...do you have anything to suggest? Salesman: Ritalin. Kingston: No dice. He eats 'em like candy.