Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 30, 2003
Manfred: I feel kind of bad for Pete. Wink: Why's that? Manfred: That pheromone cologne I made for him didn't attract anyone. It was a disaster. Wink: I wouldn't say it was a total failure. Manfred: How so? Wink: Last I saw, Gretel the pig-lady was on him like a spider monkey. Manfred: Success!