Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 28, 2003
Pete: Dusty. I was just reading in this book that poodles don't shed. Dusty: What?? I do. Pete: I know! I find your hair everywhere. What's up with that? Dusty: Huh. That's weird. I don't... six cases of Rogaine, a very gentle shampoo, and a "Mr. Chewyton" rawhide chew. Make it snappy.