Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 23, 2003
Pete: I heard you found the bones of some "missing link." Manfred: Well...no. It was a false alarm. Pete: What was it? Manfred: I'd rather not say. Pete: Oh, come on. Manfred: No. Pete: What was it? Manfred: It was a bunch of chicken bones, all right? Dusty: What are you doing in my stash??