Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 23, 2022

Not Kim again! Someone please bean that ugly gorilla in the head and make her black out!

What happened to the comments section, and I have a bad feeling about this arc.

Baseball arcs are back, Kim’s back as well.

After last week’s amazing arc, I expected this. Lightning doesnt strike twice.

4/10

Ugh great Kim is here. I hate Kim. And I’m also starting to really hate baseball strips.

1.5/10

oh, no !

wow. first time being early

Gasp! Kim is back! Could this possibly be a joke that tells us Kim is a narcissistic bully that tries to force unwanted romance onto Nate?! Why, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an original and ingenious idea like this before! Nobody likes Kim as a character, and yet Peirce shows self-confidence and determination to prove people wrong that she’s a hilarious charming character that these comics just can’t survive without! Such an admirable showing of character!

No, seriously, I don’t see anything funny going to happen this week.

Here’s an idea for an arc with Kim that I guess could be funny: Next Halloween, have her be featured in a Femme Fatality costume, thus grossing Nate out for his crush on his favorite comic book character.

She’s kind of young to be going through the change.

Does he have his own catcher’s mitt?

Ugh. After last week’s reasonably funny arc I actually had my hopes up for this one, but I already have an awful feeling about this one. And apparently, I’m not the only one. But who knows? Maybe it’ll get interesting, but odds are it’ll flop like most arcs

“I don’t need warming up because I’m already hot.” Smooth pick-up line from a not-so-smooth tough gal.

Oh god no, another Kim harassment arc, those are barely funny.

3/10 Not a good arc starter or joke.

YAY! DESTINY STRIKES AGAIN ♡!!!

This won’t end well…

Oh no, not another Kim arc

Oh great. Extra point cause I love baseball, and I want to see where this could go. 8/10.

i got bored of posting the flights so my new bz is animating becaust it is more fun.

Every time there’s an interesting arc, next week there’s a new one.

Kim?! Alright I’m out

This is not going to go well… I’m calling it, Nate = Hospital

Uh Oh!

Great, Kim Cressly’s back

Now I won;t lie, Kim Is getting kinda annoying, but that was a good catchphrase

I slept at 4 o’clock last night, and 4:30 in the morning on the night before that.

I never knew Kim could pitch. Let’s see how this progresses.

i liked the joke, but seriously, peirce goes way overboard with kim 5/10

i dont mind baseball arcs, but too many of them involve kim

I don’t like this 5/1000

Wow, looks like most readers are from school. I should know, My younger siblings got out last week. anyway, fine strip, 7/10

Of that I am sure, for him that is….

kim strips are so boring

Kim (the Bad News Bear-er): “I’ll put some EXTRA PEPPER on my pitches to YOU, Baby Cakes!”

Nate: “Pepper is NOT GOOD on cakes!!” … :)

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7.2/10

Whats a arc?

I feel like this arc is a little old :(

Ooooh, looking like a good arc!

STOP PUTTING KIM IN THE STRIP

This might be either good or bad…

Honestly I have no idea how this could work…

Wait, the trolls actually just decided to go harass people in other comment sections? How have I only NOW known about this?

We can now confirm that Nate loves both pitching AND catching the ball. Also Kim has got to stop harassing Nate.

I fell like we haven’t gotten a full sports arc in a while

….better put on the BIG mitt, Nate…….she’s going to throw some THUNDER……….

She is hot aright!

I thought Chester was the pitcher. What happened to him?

FOX News: 05/23/22

Bueno. Nueva semana, nuevo arco, u se ve que todo se irá para abajo…

So far for the strip; it seems like it will be another downer. Almost every commenter in the CS is stating that this arc will not be good because of Kim, which is totally agreeable, but anyways…

OT: It has been noticed that the trolls got tired of the BNCS, because they have gone to the Calvin & Hobbes CS. Apparently there are more “anti-troll” commenters there than here. Hopefully it won’t last long, but honestly no one knows what could happen.

Other than that, sticfigure has decided to cancel flights =(, but currently he seems to be more interested in animation.

Featured comment is currently “I AM NOT Smug Nate” asking what happened with the comment section

Apparently there will be some “GC Awards” on June 1st. I do not have a lot of info concerning this event, so feel free to reply about this =)

That is it for the news for today, commenters. A ver que pasara mas tarde en la semana…

Math Puzzle of the day (because why not?):

If 5x-6x=8x at the power of 2-34, what is x?

Nos vemos Miercoles, y que tengan un buen dia!

Strict, We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren’t allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand at the front going, “NO BREATHING!” And you had the whole morning to get through. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh pah The weak ones just used to keel over and die. You’d hear them going down behind you. ker-poom ker-poom ker-poom And there was always a whiny kid going, “Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?” And she’d say, “No! You’ve got all playtime to do it in!” “Oh, go on Miss, oh, go on!” Do you know at the beginning of the week there were forty-eight kids in my class. At the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah. Do you know at the end of the day you’d be stepping over kids just to get out the room. Oh no! There’s Melanie. That’s a shame, she was really nice. 

Call me weird, but o want another poll war. This comment section is kinda dull.

Poll: Should I make my own pfp, or keep it as it is?

Statement: It tears my none existent soul to inform all of you this. I will be taking a break for a while. Maybe for a long time or maybe for a short time. It’s been something meatbags!

sry im late, this is good leadup comic no point rating it but how much ya wanna bet kims going to throw it towards nate not the batter. i think that’s a bad thing

This is sad. It’s the last bignate ………………………………

Immaturity runs rampant on Big Nate…film at 11.