Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 14, 2021

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    Spring Fever Nate (Comic Reviewer)   12 months ago

    Wow, what i said yesterday made it into the strip.

    5/10

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    Super Idol 的 笑 容 都 没 你 的 甜  12 months ago

    He looks like he fell in a trash can.

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    Sci-Fi Fanatic207  12 months ago

    Okay, this is just Gina asking Nate the exact same question four times about something he obviously did, and it pays off with a weak punchline.

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    Well, a cranberry juice box really isn’t food.

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    Dragongirl55  12 months ago

    “Wow, I can’t find a flaw in his logic.”

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    Ryan B Premium Member 12 months ago

    Make her work for the answers, Nate.

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    Johnny Appleseed   12 months ago

    Oh god Nate! That would’ve gotten really messy! I feel sorry for the person that got hit by the juice box

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    Jeff0811  12 months ago

    Nate should get a byline for this article. A sub article might be to delve into Nate’s psyche to see what makes him tick.

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    Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers)  12 months ago

    That’s technically food.

    6/10 Alright.

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    Enslave the mollusk!!  12 months ago

    ‘Jenny?!’ exclaimed Francis and Teddy together. ‘She likes you?’ asked Teddy. ‘It doesn’t say that’ said Francis. ‘It just says that she broke up with Artur. Teddy looked pale. ’What?!’ he said ‘Why?!’ ‘Again’ said Francis ‘it doesn’t say that. But she wants to meet you Nate.’ Nate was confused. Was that why she wanted to help him get on a date with Angie? ‘I think Ill go see her.’ said Nate. ‘Well’ said Francis and Teddy. ‘Good luck.’ Nate nodded and left.

    Soon he saw Jenny. ‘Hey Jenny.’ said Nate. ‘Oh, hey Nate’ said Jenny. ‘I heard you wanted to talk to me?’ said Nate. Jenny nodded. ’What’s wrong?’ he asked. ‘Breaking up with Artur is hard’ said Jenny ‘but I feel like its the right thing to do.’ ‘But, why did you break up with Artur?’ asked Nate. ‘I don’t want to talk about it’ replied Jenny. ‘Not with you, not with anybody’ ‘Ok.’ said Nate. ‘Actually, the reason I called you here was because, I like you. I know I was mean to you but I feel that you are the right person.’ Nate was shocked. He now had to pick between Angie and Jenny. Who would he choose?

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    Enslave the mollusk!!  12 months ago

    ‘What do you think guys?’ asked Nate. ‘It’s a very delicate situation.’ replied Francis. ‘If you go steady with Angie, then she may dump you again.’ ‘However’ said Teddy. ‘If you go steady with Jenny, it will be a new experience and you may not like it. Then again she is the girl of your dreams.’ ‘I think I may know what to do.’ said Nate. ‘Well, either way you are going to break a girl’s heart.’ said Teddy. ‘I think I know who to choose.’ said Nate. ‘Well, either way, Teddy and I got your back.’ said Francis. They wished him good luck and left.

    The same evening, Nate was preparing what he was going to say to Angie. ‘Well’, he thought. ‘It couldn’t be that bad.’ A few minutes later, he met Angie at the same restaurant that started all this. ‘Hey Angie’ Nate said upon seeing her. ‘Hi Nate.’ said Angie. ‘Have you thought about the proposal?’ ‘Uhh, yes I have’ replied Nate. ‘I think that I want to reject your proposal. I don’t want to date you again. I’m sorry but I want to be with Jenny. I wish you good luck in the future but this is it between us. Again I’m sorry but goodbye.’ Nate left a shocked and sad looking Angie at the table.

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    bignatefantic2.0  12 months ago

    Off topic: I wouldn’t be surprised if Nate became so upset about not getting a dog for Christmas that he himself starts to think that he is a dog

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    Nabila  12 months ago

    I really don’t want to know what that stuff on nate’s shirt is

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    Gotti  12 months ago

    BIG NATE: LORD OF THE PENCILS: PART 3 EPISODE 1

    “Nate, how did you know it was me?” Chad asked. “Because your the fastest and shortest kid in school” Nate said. “Ok, we’ll, just follow me, OK?” Chad said as he turned his back and walked down the hall. “Fine”. Chad went to a hall far from theirs where there was few people. Chad waited until everyone but him and Nate left the hall, then he cupped his hands like claws, and swung them in opposite directions. The doors changed position. “Wha…?” Nate asked in a weary voice.

    PART 3 EPISODE 2 COMING TOMORROW

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    Chris  12 months ago

    drinks are still considered a food ding dong. :(

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    elbow macaroni  12 months ago

    Nothing funny about this.

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    menace263   12 months ago

    huh now

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    menace263   12 months ago

    who we talkin about

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    TheBigBoy  12 months ago

    Big Nate: Nate is on the case!Inspired by: Sonic Frontier

    It was a cold rainy night, I was standing in my office. When she knocked on my door and entered. She was beautiful and sat down on a chair and said “ NATE NATE!!” What? He thought that voice sounded a lot like… Suddenly Nate woke up from his slumber to find Mrs.Godfrey staring at him angrily. “Oops” whispered Nate as he tried his best to look away from Mrs. Godfrey’s eye. “Nate I’m tired of you sleeping and not paying attention in my class! Just for sleeping and ignoring my teachings you get detention for a whole week!” “Aw man!” mumbled Nate for he knew that this wasn’t going to be a good week. Just then the bell rang and the children left the classroom.Nate was on his way to his locker just when he encountered his friends Teddy and Francis. “Hey Nate how is it going?” asked Teddy. “Not so great Teddy “Mrs.Godfrey gave me detention for a whole week!” said “What did you do this time Nate?” Questioned Teddy. “I just took a small nap for a bit but then Mrs.Godfrey got triggered and gave me detention for a week” Blabbered Nate. “Oh really”questioned Francis. “Ok Maybe I slept for longer but I don’t think it’s fair to give someone detention because they are tired!”stated Nate. Just when the conversation was about to be at a conclusion Nate saw something that caught his eye. It was Jenny and she looked very worried and stressed out about something.

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    Bartholimew  12 months ago

    The strip kinda lost it’s touch over the years

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    A.Ficionada  12 months ago

    Cranberry-shout out to New England, as we often see? :)

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    Clarence  12 months ago

    I think Nate did started the food fight

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    DJ Slo Jam (Comic Reviewer)  12 months ago

    6/10 eh

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    TOURMASTER (League of Gocomics Commenters)  12 months ago

    Wait, he said he threw a cranberry juice BOX. He just threw an empty box! How did he start the food fight like that?

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    Tallguy  12 months ago

    You provide the pictures, I’ll provide the food fight.

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    Bully Maguire(KILL chad now)  12 months ago

    boring ngl

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 12 months ago

    True story: in the crowded busy cafeteria of college, I saw one roll, go in slow motion, up and into the center of the room. The second it made contact, the room exploded with food flying everywhere! I hit the deck. In a minute it was over.

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Well, that’s technically not a food. That’s a drink.

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    big n@te fan  12 months ago

    wanna a sprite cranberry

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    Aero" The StarShroom"64  12 months ago

    Poll: Make your Own Big Nate Fanfic Title and Summery.

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    Aero" The StarShroom"64  12 months ago

    Because I’m bored…

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    Scissorseven  12 months ago

    Hello guys how are y’all days going

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 12 months ago

    Next time you HAVE to do this, Nate, throw HER at someone……

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    Garfield's mum  12 months ago

    THE DEATH OF JARTUR PT. 4

    “Ok, what’s up Jenny?” A quivver of happiness in his voice. “Nate… I… I like…” Nate had awaited those words for so long. He was about to pul in for a kiss when Jenny finished her sentance.“Teddy.” “WHAT?!” “Well, ever since me and Artur started drifting… I cannot deny these feelings anymore.” And as if on que, Teddy appered. “Hey Jenny. Heard about the break up. Tough. But here a joke that’ll cheer you up! Two whales walk into a bar…” “Ahaha! Teddy you’re sooo funny!” Said Jenny with a dreamy voice. “Um, thanks? But I didn’t finish my joke…” Nate was crushed. And kind of mad at Teddy. I mean, sure, Teddy has liked Jenny and sure, Jenny had kissed him, but this? This was enraging. “Ugh, Teddy, your jokes suck.” Teddy was taken back. “Have you been taking an exra dose of haterade?” “No, you’re just annoying.” Jenny pulled on Nate’s arm. “Nate!” Said Jenny in the student lounge. “I thought you were over me!” Well, what do you even see in him? You guys only kissed like, once…" “And ever since then, I’ve liked him!” “But Jenny, I’ve liked you for-” “I knew it.” Said a voice grimly.

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    Nabila  12 months ago

    Teacher: okay everyone, I’ll give you a 5 minute break.

    Me: give me a knife, I can make this five minutes last forever

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    Wheatley the Moron [Comic Reviewer]  12 months ago

    7/10 Technically, that’s not food

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    NASA Monkey  12 months ago

    amazing

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    A Random Guinea Pig   12 months ago

    That was definitely da wae to go, Nate. (tongue clicks)

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    Pro gamer :D  12 months ago

    i need to start getting on gocomics’ more lol

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    BiGnAtEfAnSiNcE2014  12 months ago

    @someoneontheinternet, no offense, but I don’t care. also that sounds kind of stupid.

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    Snoopy is the Best! :)  12 months ago

    Sorry I’m so late. Had to go to a funeral reception. My comment didn’t get five likes, but I’ll give you an excerpt anyway. I have been working on it for a while, hope you enjoy! Here is an excerpt from chapter one.

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    BiGnAtEfAnSiNcE2014  12 months ago

    Nate makes mr rosa burned out by the way… just like my friend and my choir director…

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    Strawberry Froggo (Comic Reviewer)  12 months ago

    Sorry im a bit late but, This ones kinda funny to me.

    8/10

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    Strawberry Froggo (Comic Reviewer)  12 months ago

    What if Nate and Jenny actually dated, Part 1

    " Jenny? M’lady? " Nate said Happily. " Come sit down Nate. " Jenny says quietly. – Nate Sits Next to Jenny- " Is there something wrong Jenny? " Nate says curiously. " Nate.., Artur and I, We.. We… " Jenny says sadly. " You what? " Nate says excitely. Suddenly Jenny BURSTS into Tears. " We Broke up… " Jenny says sobbing , – Nate reluctantly hugged Jenny " Sorry Jenny, maybe he wasnt meant for you. " Nate says quietly. " Hes such a jerk for breaking up with you. " Nate says murmuring. " Nate.. I broke up with him, I think I like someone else.. " Jenny says reluctantly. ’" Jenny, whyd you burst into tears then? " Nate says curiously. " Because, Maybe it wasnt the right decision! " Jenny says sadly. " Jenny, you made a huge decision and probably the right one… " Nate murmurs. " Anyway, Who do you think you like? " Nate says happily. " I think I.. I.. like you! " Jenny says in a sad but assuring voice.

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    Mewfive  12 months ago

    3/10, not funny

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    TexasLonghorn  12 months ago

    haha

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    Nyan the Cat:)   12 months ago

    genius.

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