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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 28, 2020

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    Space_Owl on GoComics   11 months ago

    Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers. I tried kale once. Was like chewing cardboard.

    Have a fantastic day.

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    Sci-Fi Fanatic207  11 months ago

    Eating healthy food is important, but it’s also important to make that healthy food taste good. Which is again, why apples would be a better choice.

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    80 Year Old Nate   11 months ago

    What’s next? Beets covered with candy corn?

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    305buckets  11 months ago

    That is literally the worst thing you can ever hide in a candy, Mr. Wright!

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    80 Year Old Nate   11 months ago

    Do they at least have actual candy brands on the outside?

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    Valence (UwU) ✔️   11 months ago

    Everyone is gangsta until you find kale in your candy

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    retrocool  11 months ago

    bleah !

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    Ned Dickens  11 months ago

    Please, no soy nuts! https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2013/08/09

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    You’re doomed. Marty better start looking for work out of state.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  11 months ago

    The fiberglass insulation would have been better….

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    Teddy √ Ortiz ✔️  11 months ago

    Wait, so he’s tasted fibreglass insulation before?

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    ApacheBeamix  11 months ago

    Kale? Oh god. 10 pictures seconds before disaster occurred.

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    jpayne4040  11 months ago

    Kale?! I think I’d rather have the Fiberglass Insulation.

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    Matthias   11 months ago

    i have a prediction: Nate goes trick or treating,dad hands health food, and when Nate is back, dad didn’t have much luck, and then he will take Nate’s treats all for himself. comment below me if YOU think i’m right.

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    TheJustinator  11 months ago

    OH NO

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    Natetheamazing  11 months ago

    UUUUUUUUUUUGH!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 11 months ago

    Yup! Marty’s loaded, cocked and taking aim…………

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    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  11 months ago

    Full of nutrition? Probably yes. But is it tasty though? Definitely not.

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    YK_Ezio  11 months ago

    This guy really likes to have his house egged lmao

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    Riya_The_Mare  11 months ago

    It gets worse every year. Hope you’re ready for the vandalism, Marty!

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    Click  11 months ago

    When you want to be one of the first 50 comments, and you have nothing interesting to say:

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    Riya_The_Mare  11 months ago

    Plot twist:Ellen decides that her and her friends will hand out the candy this year. Once she sees the candy Marty bought, she freaks out, runs tot he store and buys real candy. For the first year, the house doesn’t get vandalized.

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    Riya_The_Mare  11 months ago

    Also, it’s quite unfair that Marty hands out disgustingness on a stick to “promote healthy eating”, but he has a gut the size of France! He’s obviously not eating healthy…

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    david_42  11 months ago

    Chocolate-covered garlic.

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    PinkYoshiFan  11 months ago

    Putting stuff that tastes terrible inside stuff that tastes good is terrible. It’s practically lying if it doesn’t say or show that there are vegetables inside.

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    rey mondia  11 months ago

    The Health Hut he’s holding looks like a nut!

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    Minecraftman2020  11 months ago

    Wow. Just Wow

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    plantjudge17   11 months ago

    gotta love the KALE. Marty is supporting plants so WOOHOO

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    Martin Wright  11 months ago

    Yummy

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    Nate with a Hose  11 months ago

    At least the Wright’s are going to have lots of eggs have they clean up their house

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago

    I grow a red variety for fall color, wouldn’t eat the stuff. But I am always reminded of one of my favorite comedy routines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gfv_E5KKrY

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    CarmineBazile  11 months ago

    You don’t love your son anymore…

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    dv1093  11 months ago

    Heehee, my 18 year old son told me last night that when he went trick-or-treating in years past, he picked out nor ate any Heath Bars. Why? Because he thought it said “Health” Bars, and he thought “yuck” like it was oatmeal or something.

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    Ironically  11 months ago

    Hello people i don’t know reading this strip. Martin Earl Wright (yes EARL is his middle name) When will you learn you give bad candy you get egged If you keep doing this and make a reputation you get egged by your own SON and about 5 hours of cleaning. So which will you chose, get good candy or 5 hours of cleaning the choice is up to you.

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    Horoscopes are cool  11 months ago

    I think there house will be so stinky that Santa wouldn’t be able to go near there!(from the scent of rotten eggs) P.S. I don’t know if you believe Santa so maybe you agree with me.

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    Tkdgator Premium Member 11 months ago

    Nate’s dad is mean to him. He knows Nate wants real candy, not garbage.

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    VideoPgh1  11 months ago

    Pretty sure kids would not like maple creams made out of actual maple either…

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    Videomakingboi!  11 months ago

    DO THE MATH YOU SELFISH FOOL!!!

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    Bucinka  11 months ago

    The worst part is, there is actual good-tasting candy at health food stores. Like actual chocolate. (mmm…Justin’s white chocolate peanut butter cups….) But NOOOOO! Marty had to go and pick that cr@p.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 11 months ago

    …same thing

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    80 Year Old Nate   11 months ago

    Love how Marty seems to happy to hear him say that in the last panel

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    Whatever it is; it is probably better than Kombucha.

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    Runa Yomozuki {merry christmas}✔  11 months ago
    bad candy + kids = Getting egged and taking like..4 or 5 hours to clean up the mess, then add it to trying to eat nates candy that he collected + Always worrying about other kids health but not yours =

    MARTY WRIGHT

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    Ƭσxιc﨔  11 months ago

    I’ll just say what I said yesterday: if it’s so great, marty, why don’t YOU try it?

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    Dutch Van Der Linde  11 months ago

    Hello, people of GoComics! If you are going trick or treating or going to a party what are you dressing up as?

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    BiggerNate91  11 months ago

    The real hypocritical thing about this is that Dad has been known to try to mooch the Halloween candy that Nate pulls in.

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    oblivicorn  11 months ago

    That’s just wrong.

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    Ehi10  11 months ago

    Does Nates dad never learn his lesson?

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    GarfieldMN  11 months ago

    Vegetables in smoothies aren’t even noticeable, probably adding veggies to candy isn’t. You probably should have got that low- sugar version candy.

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    ChadToTheBone  11 months ago

    Everybody:Marty is a fat idiotic hypocrite he sucks omg. Me who thinks that he’s a funny and underrated character:

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    Wlly Blly  11 months ago
    I might prefer the fiberglass insulation.
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    Cubic3D  11 months ago

    I get why Marty wants to buy healthy food. But if you’re gonna buy THAT why not save money and buy nothing.

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    Captain-Obvious  11 months ago

    Kale is an all-time-low vegetable, especially in Halloween candy

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    a non-E mouse  11 months ago

    Kale and maple don’t mix.

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    chbn✔️  11 months ago

    Marty, Marty, Marty…

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    some minecraft addict who used to be a sonic one  11 months ago

    ’Sup, busters? Been away for like 2 months, who would really care anyways?

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    NateWrightRockz  11 months ago

    What even is fiberglass insulation

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    pchemcat  11 months ago

    M-m-m, maple cream, my favorite. It is sacrilegious to taint it with any vegetable, let alone kale!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Looks like Nate’s dad is trying very hard to become the target of all the children in town.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 11 months ago

    Same difference!

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    sid w  11 months ago

    I actually got some veggie snacks online from a health food site. Some were an “acquired taste”, and some were just god-awful.

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    BOBBYBOB  11 months ago

    well moon man is gone is gone

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    hasani roberts  11 months ago

    who here is planning to dress up as an among us person for halloween

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    LukeRinglein  11 months ago

    IKR

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    OUTeedaCC  11 months ago

    I really don’t know what kale tastes like

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    Ya I changed mine two mine was Miles Morales before! And yes I like your 2!

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    Piam100  11 months ago

    A comic we all want: Marty buys GOOD CANDY

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    prrdh  11 months ago

    I like kale, but I have to admit that texture-wise, you might confuse them.

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    N8-orious  11 months ago

    lol

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    IanPlaysNintendo  11 months ago

    Who gives out health food as candy? Lol

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    hockey man  6 months ago

    Hoolp

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    What are you gonna do unc mart hand out Soy nuts again?

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