December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers. I tried kale once. Was like chewing cardboard.
Have a fantastic day.
Eating healthy food is important, but it’s also important to make that healthy food taste good. Which is again, why apples would be a better choice.
What’s next? Beets covered with candy corn?
That is literally the worst thing you can ever hide in a candy, Mr. Wright!
Do they at least have actual candy brands on the outside?
Everyone is gangsta until you find kale in your candy
Please, no soy nuts! https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2013/08/09
You’re doomed. Marty better start looking for work out of state.
The fiberglass insulation would have been better….
Wait, so he’s tasted fibreglass insulation before?
Kale? Oh god. 10 pictures seconds before disaster occurred.
Kale?! I think I’d rather have the Fiberglass Insulation.
i have a prediction: Nate goes trick or treating,dad hands health food, and when Nate is back, dad didn’t have much luck, and then he will take Nate’s treats all for himself. comment below me if YOU think i’m right.
Yup! Marty’s loaded, cocked and taking aim…………
GUYS I WAS BANNED FOR NO APPARENT REASON THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i missed yall and i hope to continue to have fun in this comment section! :)
Full of nutrition? Probably yes. But is it tasty though? Definitely not.
This guy really likes to have his house egged lmao
It gets worse every year. Hope you’re ready for the vandalism, Marty!
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Plot twist:Ellen decides that her and her friends will hand out the candy this year. Once she sees the candy Marty bought, she freaks out, runs tot he store and buys real candy. For the first year, the house doesn’t get vandalized.
Also, it’s quite unfair that Marty hands out disgustingness on a stick to “promote healthy eating”, but he has a gut the size of France! He’s obviously not eating healthy…
Putting stuff that tastes terrible inside stuff that tastes good is terrible. It’s practically lying if it doesn’t say or show that there are vegetables inside.
The Health Hut he’s holding looks like a nut!
Wow. Just Wow
gotta love the KALE. Marty is supporting plants so WOOHOO
At least the Wright’s are going to have lots of eggs have they clean up their house
I grow a red variety for fall color, wouldn’t eat the stuff. But I am always reminded of one of my favorite comedy routines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gfv_E5KKrY
You don’t love your son anymore…
Heehee, my 18 year old son told me last night that when he went trick-or-treating in years past, he picked out nor ate any Heath Bars. Why? Because he thought it said “Health” Bars, and he thought “yuck” like it was oatmeal or something.
Hello people i don’t know reading this strip. Martin Earl Wright (yes EARL is his middle name) When will you learn you give bad candy you get egged If you keep doing this and make a reputation you get egged by your own SON and about 5 hours of cleaning. So which will you chose, get good candy or 5 hours of cleaning the choice is up to you.
I think there house will be so stinky that Santa wouldn’t be able to go near there!(from the scent of rotten eggs) P.S. I don’t know if you believe Santa so maybe you agree with me.
Nate’s dad is mean to him. He knows Nate wants real candy, not garbage.
Pretty sure kids would not like maple creams made out of actual maple either…
DO THE MATH YOU SELFISH FOOL!!!
The worst part is, there is actual good-tasting candy at health food stores. Like actual chocolate. (mmm…Justin’s white chocolate peanut butter cups….) But NOOOOO! Marty had to go and pick that cr@p.
Love how Marty seems to happy to hear him say that in the last panel
Whatever it is; it is probably better than Kombucha.
I’ll just say what I said yesterday: if it’s so great, marty, why don’t YOU try it?
Hello, people of GoComics! If you are going trick or treating or going to a party what are you dressing up as?
The real hypocritical thing about this is that Dad has been known to try to mooch the Halloween candy that Nate pulls in.
That’s just wrong.
Does Nates dad never learn his lesson?
Vegetables in smoothies aren’t even noticeable, probably adding veggies to candy isn’t. You probably should have got that low- sugar version candy.
Everybody:Marty is a fat idiotic hypocrite he sucks omg. Me who thinks that he’s a funny and underrated character:
I get why Marty wants to buy healthy food. But if you’re gonna buy THAT why not save money and buy nothing.
Kale is an all-time-low vegetable, especially in Halloween candy
Kale and maple don’t mix.
Marty, Marty, Marty…
’Sup, busters? Been away for like 2 months, who would really care anyways?
What even is fiberglass insulation
M-m-m, maple cream, my favorite. It is sacrilegious to taint it with any vegetable, let alone kale!
Looks like Nate’s dad is trying very hard to become the target of all the children in town.
I actually got some veggie snacks online from a health food site. Some were an “acquired taste”, and some were just god-awful.
well moon man is gone is gone
who here is planning to dress up as an among us person for halloween
I really don’t know what kale tastes like
Ya I changed mine two mine was Miles Morales before! And yes I like your 2!
A comic we all want: Marty buys GOOD CANDY
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I like kale, but I have to admit that texture-wise, you might confuse them.
Who gives out health food as candy? Lol
What are you gonna do unc mart hand out Soy nuts again?
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