December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
I’ve created a newspaper for Big Nate!Headline: SOCIAL STUDIES SUCKS! FAT HISTORY TEACHER ON SIDE OF BLONDE BROWN NOSE! Today’s Lunch: Rafe Khatchadorian, a new transfer student who was expelled from three different schools in one year.Gina Hemphill-Toms’ average: 100Fact about Gina: Due to her two last names, it’s possible her biological parents may be divorced.CaptainGoldMine: Gina! What do youv have to say about your perfect average?Gina: I HATE FORTNITE AND FNAF AND LOVE SOCIAL STUDIES!!CaptainGoldMine: Very interesting. Now, let’s hear from RANDY BETANCOURT, President of the Hate Nate club! Randy, why do you hate Nate so much?Randy: Because his hair resembles black seaweed!CaptainGoldMine: Really? I happen to think Nate’s hair is unique! I mean, Ruby likes his hair!Randy: (strongly enranged) YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT RUBY!!!CaptainGoldMine: OW! OW! OW! I’M BEING BEATEN BY A CARTOON CHARACTER! SECURITY! BRING YOUR TASERS! OW!I’ll make more tomorrow, guys!