Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2017
Jenny: ...and after she blows out the candles, she can open her cards! Nate: Wait. Cards? Nate: I'm supposed to give Mrs. Godfrey a card? Jenny: Of course, you pinhead! It's her birthday! Dee Dee: It doesn't have to be a sappy card, Nate! It can say something simple! Nate: Like "wish you weren't here"? Dee Dee: mmmmmmmaybe stay away from the humor. Nate: Humor?