Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 17, 2017
Francis: Want to hear a really cool fact about hummingbirds? Nate: Why are you even asking? Nate: If I say no, you're going to tell me anyway...so go ahead, Francis! Tell me a cool fact about hummingbirds! Francis: Well, if . you're not interested, then forget it! Nate: No, come on! Get it over with! Tell me! What is it? Tell me! Francis: Say please. Nate: Gah!