Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 08, 2017
Dad: Nate! Get a move on! Nate: Mornin' Dad! Dad: What the? Dad: Why are you in your underwear? Nate: I'm not in real life! Dad: What does that mean? Nate: It means I'm still asleep! Nate: You think I don't recognize a dream when I'm in one? Nate: Everything that's happening right now is in my mind! Nate: You're not real! This house is not real! Nate: All those kids waiting for the school bus aren't real! Kids: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dad: Want me to find you some real pants? Nate: I'm going back to bed.