Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 2016
Dee Dee: Six...seven! New York Avenue! I'll buy it! Nate: Or... you could let me buy it! Dee Dee: Why would I do that? Francis: Because if you don't, he'll whine and pout and make a big scene! Dee Dee: *snort!* Then I'll just whine and pout and make a bigger scene! Dee Dee: You can't out-diva a diva. Nate: Rats. Francis: Game on!