Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 18, 2016
Nate: I'm Not dumping Paige for you! Do it yourself! Teddy: Aw, c'mon, Nate! Be a pal Nate: It's a total weasel move. Teddy: What? Look who's talking! Teddy: You broke up with Kelly by writing a note on the back of a detention slip! That's being a weasel! Teddy: I, on the other hand, am a garden variety chicken. Chad: Did somebody mention chicken?