Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 2016
Nate: "Scoop" Wright, ace reporter, at your service, Mr. Galvin! Can I interview you for the school newspaper? Mr. Galvin: Absolutely not! Mr. Galvin: The last time you wrote about me, you claimed I was some sort of philandering party animal! Nate: What? No, I didn't! Nate: I simply reported the facts, and let my readers draw their own conclusions! Mr. Galvin: You photoshopped my head onto a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio at the playboy mansion. Nate: I'm a visual person.