Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 24, 2016
Jimmy: Daddy! Daddy! Dad: What's up Pal? Jimmy: I saw two hermits in the woods! Dad: Hermits. Uh-huh. Jimmy: A big one and a little one! Jimmy: I knew they were hermits because they looks all tired and dirty! Dad: And what were these hermits doing in our back yard? Jimmy: Walking around! The big one had a stick, and- Dad: Jimmy, remember what mommy and I have told you about making up stories? Jimmy: But Daddy! Dad: Son, those woods are so dense and swampy that nobody in his right mind would- Nates Dad: What town are we in? Nate: I told you this wasn't the was back to seventh tee.